How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
>Open the door, put him in, close the door
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
>Open the door, take the giraffe out, put him in, close the door
All of the animals go to a meeting for the Lion King. One animal doesnt show up.Which animal doesn't come?
>The elephant, he's in the refrigerator
You come to a river that aligators live in. There is no boat, raft, bridge, nor material to make them. How do you get across?
>Jump in, swim accross, get out. The aligators are at the meeting
When one does not know what it is, then it is something; but when one knows what it is, then it is nothing.
>A riddle
No comments:
Post a Comment