Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?
Because they were all married and not single
what is the end of everything??
the end of everything is g!
What's full of holes but still holds water?
A sponge!
A woman has 7 children, half of them are boys.
How can this be possible?
"Them" refers to the all the people mentioned.... a woman and 7 children.
A basket contains 5 apples. Do you know how to divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?
give the four kids their respective apples ... for the last kid, give him the basket with the apple in it
Take off my skin, I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
Once you hear about me, you want me. Once you have me you want to share me. But if you do, I no longer exist. What am I?
a secret
What is yours but your friends use it more than you do?
my name!
Give it food and it will live; give it water and it will die.
Fire
What is it that everybody does at the same time?
grow older
What turns everything around, but does not move?
a mirror
Two boxers are in a boxing match (regular boxing, not kick boxing). The fight is scheduled for 12 rounds but ends after 6 rounds, after one boxer knocks out the other boxer. Yet, no man threw a punch. How is this possible?
Both boxers are women
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